What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.

I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!

(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )

Fucking magnets. How could they stop working???

Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^

Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?

I mean the first half is already technically correct.

So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.

Omg thank you!!!

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all month

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don’t wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

And then it’s too clean!

This is why encyclopedia salesmen was even a thing.

If you didn’t have that, go to a library.

Eventually there was encyclopedia britannica which was basically one of the coolest things you could have for free on your computer in that era.

It’s a great way to point out the hypocrisy to the “born again” type… just have to have the timing right. Can’t do it when riding on the high of acceptance to a group.

Praise Jesus

So beautiful

Liar

Can you elaborate what about your family could be interpreted as “not a big food family”? I just have so many ideas but none feel like how I’d immediately describe it. Because ultimately it sounds like a family that takes no pleasure or joy from a meal. Even sharing or preparing one together.

Replying to my own comment to say just listen to either of the song intros and try to be in a bad mood. Especially down under which was why it was my iHome alarm song waddup y2k

With a robot beep It dialed one one ooh With a final screech It dialed one one ooh One one oh!