Mat is a man with no arms and no legs on the floor

Thanks Thiccle Rick

I’d prefer free with booze ty

Eating shit is clearly a service

And both ways involve the states that benefit from the disproportionate power choosing to give it up.

We are gathered here today to remember all the ways grandma was kind of a bitch

Memorials would not be very pleasant if we only remembered people as they were in their final days