No no no, that’s how you prevent it. Striped thigh-highs and fursuits isolate against the cancerous effects.

Time to do what? Make me lose hope in humanity?

I am not fortunately, good meme tho :P

The list is fairly large, that could be slowing it down yea. Thanks!

I’ve tried interstellar and voyager on mobile and just the standard webpage on Firefox desktop, so it doesn’t seem like it’s that

That makes sense, thank you!

real and honest

In a few years?

Agreed, fridge is not “wet and damp”. On the other hand, your berries will stay wet and damp much longer for the same reason, the cold air can’t hold much moisture so it evaporates much slower from the berries. So the message is the same, let them dry before putting them in the fridge.

Oh we do, I remember Texas essentially shutting down a few years ago because of like an inch of snow. You best believe that was memed to all hell

I love it when the URL contains most of the information, don’t even need to see the title to get the gist of the story

presumably having the boobs taken away, not added.

Don’t worry, it’ll get worse

Lack of food safety laws, presumably

Truly Austin Powers levels of groove

Absolutely not lol, no human is property and privacy is a human right (though one that is frequently abused). You shouldn’t need to give up your rights to run for office, that’s ridiculous.

One of my fav xkcds, nice adaptation. (here for those uninitiated)

1. You can. The fact that it’s illegal (is it actually illegal? I realise i don’t know) won’t be a problem once you’re gone.
2. There’s a whole life inbetween the beginning and the end, they don’t really have much to do with if your life has been full or not imo.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll hit the other points again real soon. Consistency is not this guy’s strength

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!