Oof, this one sounds serious 🙄

Tesla bootlicker go brrrrr 🤣

Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in …

Oh

OHH

(Don’t) Look Around You

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

I’m calling you an idiot for waiting until now to fill up on it , that’s for damn sure. Been watching the country dEsCeNd for 30y & only today decided you’d had enough huh? Passport office go hurrrr

While this sounds true, it’s also true that Russia desperately wants to cause a civil war in the US, & that propaganda system is active here in Lemmy too, & surfaces in posts like this 🤷‍♂️

The argument has been true for years, so saying it now just seems like a propaganda account trying to whisper poison on my ear 🤷‍♂️

Well, that’s fair. Sorry

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Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

This was a fun, interesting read, & I learned a new technical term ; thank you!

Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU VANCE

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

No. No talk like that, good god. No reason to work yourself into some fever. Only reason to know what you’re up against. Only reason to know how things usually go. Chill those hands and quell those words.

Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃

This is a collect call from: MOMCOMEPICKMEUP IMOUTSIDETHEHELIOPAUSE, do you accept the charges?

“Sweetie, it’s not water, it’s PEE, and for the millionth time, Melania won’t do that anymore because she’s got the recordings of you!! Got it?! Here’s a cheeseburger. “ - I don’t know

Also: comment all you want, I don’t have the source video or other corroborating videos or anything else at the time I write this comment. I have one video, I don’t see identification on anyone, and I have an internet stranger account claiming this is an IDF soldier and a Unicef worker. The burden of proof isn’t on me!