probably called him Felon Musk
…that thumbnail was very misleading
start your day with cold, hard cash. breakfast of champions!
…you’re gonna need a bigger desk
missed a chance for the ol hawk tuah maybe?
so now I can doomscroll AND boobscroll!#winning
ain’t gotta have the smarts to play the foosball
…but does it have flavor?
it’s always the ones you least expect /s
i thought it was Bicachusetts, don’t feel bad
…so no Oppenheimer 2: Electric Boogaloo??
if cowboys i believes it’s pahtnah, in the parlance of the day
🤣
this guy gets it
Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??
astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.
you know it, and there’s mini quiches too!
not gonna lie…I was thinking he picked at that scab and was gonna eat it