The unknown artist who gets this gig and then says “Free Palestine” at the first show will

• get more gigs
• be able to look themselves in the mirror afterward

Oh… So this is the improved version.

“Please forget about me throwing Gaza under the bus a couple of years ago. It’s a two-party system!”

And, sadly, that’s accurate. It pisses me off that there has been no accountability for this, but she is still head and shoulders above anything smelling like MAGA.

I guess you can identify as anything you want to, but that’s a weird one.

By the identity property it’s all good.

Why is there a pic of Dolly?

And from this we must assume that Saturn is surrounded, indeed bound, by a massive metallic cylinder.

For those who aren’t involved in university politics, it looks from the article like this happened:

1. The department and its chair/head, the people who would work with him, were fine with him as a colleague.

2. The university president did a heavy-handed top-down move to ban him

Almost any time you see “University Does X” in a headline, replace “university” with the name of the president. College presidents and their provosts, various VPs, Deans, etc. are incredibly Trumpy in behavior. They think of themselves as liberals because they were often faculty working in liberal departments. However, once they put on the suit and start throwing around business jargon they almost all begin doing exactly the things to their universities that MAGA does to the nation, often in the same ways.

“Pure enough?”

Fuck this line of reasoning.

It was important to remove all information about wh o actually wrote this joke, and to add an image of a fish for those who don’t know what salmon means.

Stolen Continents

I guess you are ar least consistent in spewing aggression

So maybe I’m not so stupid for frequently thinking, every time I start Signal (the app): “Sigunaru.”

I think “pants” is also underwear in the UK.

You could make a few bucks on etsy or redbubble or something. I didn’t create this image, so as far as I know it’s free to use. Probably.

Aw. It is sad how you’ve been oppressed. You have my thoughts and prayers.

Same. So I shared.

Oh, god. Sick.

This is a great format for his jokes

A mere strike to the underbody, you say?