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Kermit the frog’s stunt double.

It’s so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.

They don’t even have to do that. They can just do what my local politicians do and schedule it at the end of the meeting, limit testimony to 4 or so people, ignore that there’s hundreds of others that came to speak and 90% registered as opposed and then hastily vote and adjourn.

No, they were just drawing it out for the Odysseus Cinematic Universe.

What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

Damn, Juicy Fruit gum killed Batman’s parents? And he’s been blaming The Joker all this time!

They never actually did pride logos this year.

Or the doctor won’t prescribe the one you know works unless you try 2-3 that gave you a psychotic break last time because “It works for most people”.