Pouring a perfect pint in a busy pub. My local water hole is owned by an Irishman, seeing him pouring perfect Guinnesses at the same time that he pours a pint of lager with the other hand and stopping the Guinness just in time and still managing to get an absolute amazing pour on both beers is an joy to watch. Others in the staff are also good, but Neil’s REALLY good:)

Hard drives. They’ve gone up like 400%

Använd inte filen för att äta filen när du kör i filen, ta en sked

Sailfish is the only option provided

I love self check out, it’s great when you’re only getting a few items. When I shop for more than that there’s the handheld scanners, which are also great

With my mouth and anus, which aren’t at the top and bottom?

You’ve got holes at the top and bottom?

Also he doesn’t own a TV

Penultimate cheeky drinky

Try Nygårdas cask stored julmust. I like the rum cask one the most

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Majestic creatures

U are prrrregante

Where I live now, Uppsala in Sweden, but in a fancier apartment, closer to downtown, with a proper garage.

I suspect very few, since this is in the UK

Hell yeah

Pressing C-x C-e opens the current commandline in your default editor.

As in what’s in your $EDITOR variable. If you haven’t touched it, it’s most likely Nano or some minimal vim

Both of these work in Swedish as well

Imho, no. That’s dying from cancer

I’m thinking it’s zero. If it’s more than that, it’s more than I think it is.