The Finnish genius for language

Or, practice a jab

Maybe I’m desensitized from being a kinkster but just because someone is asking for violence doesn’t automatically mean you shouldn’t give it.

Y’all never seen a brat looking to be tamed? Sometimes people really want to learn the limits of how special they are.

Hell, salaried workers are exploited.

Don’t believe the smears: Peter Mandelson did wear diapers, but not well.

Keep an eye out for freecycle and craigslist free stuff. That’s the kind of stuff that has decent turnover and you often are doing someone a favor by taking it.

It’s not gross, it’s learning to like actual people rather than photoshopped/ai porn characters.

I dated a guy with a big belly for years, it didn’t start out as a feature I liked but it became something I liked over time, because I liked him.

Now I like the hockey torso and the bear torso, that’s a W and I’ll take it. Do you have any idea how many more chubby guys there are out there?

go on date with someone you’re not attracted to because she suggested board gaming and you are jonesing for a game

Fall the fuck in love

It doesn’t work out but you now have an additional body type that you find very attractive

Profit

I once was close enough to an elephant seal to smell his belch.

Would definitely prefer that fishblast over whatever that room had to deal with.

Not the general run of soldiers, no.

I want to eat that I don’t care what they call it.

And the democrats are going to help pass it, led by Schumer and Jeffries.

Particularly “christian” ones

As the proud parent of two mixed race kids, feel free to refer to my house as the Mulatto Studfarm.

A lot of people come across way better in person than via text. Also, everybody takes their best photos and puts them up so when you meet them, they always look a little different than you expected, and that’s always a moment of awkwardness. If you meet someone in person they have no priors and it can just be you. Apps can work too, but the ghosting is a constant emotional drain.

Yup, me too. They’re so fucking intense compared to normies.

I don’t understand why people can’t understand that multiple things can be true.

Someone can have voted for Harris, donated to her campaign, preferred her to be president, felt that personally their own lives would have been better if Harris were president, and also be disgusted that Harris is pro-genocide.

Ok buddy. Enjoy slurping Trump.

Centrists are actually with maga, they just don’t wear the hat. See Fetterman, Schumer, Jeffries, etc

That’s one of those things where the only way out is through.