Was it a one off, or do you get to use it quite frequently? I see from your description that it was due to a surprise hospital machinery incident.
When do you expect to next be able to say it?
I used it most recently in the phrase “like some kind of improvised security aglet” (we were discussing wrapping tape or crimping a metal ferrule round the end of some metal wire to stop the frayed end from unravelling). That’s probably the last time I’ll get to use it this year.
Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.