Angels: "Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Australia: “No way! Get fucked! Fuck off!”

Morrison: "Uh, well, actually, let me just say … "

Jokes on them! I’ve never been able to afford Apple products!

Microwave: “You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you!”

Says the IPA. Might as well take a poll of Sky TV night presenters for all that’s worth, too.

Hastily-scribbled Liberal Party notes after the review comes out:

“Try … not to be … a … cunt”.

What has she accomplished in all her time in politics but division?

Can you post photos in Linked In comments? Are there comments on Linked In posts? If so, be a shame if some enterprising AI dialogue coach made a similar picture of ol’ Bob.

Poor Gina. Nothing for her again.

Can’t pronounce Reddit without Edit

Every time I see Heard, all I can think is, “She shits on beds! Who does that?!”

“Think of the people!”

Go on TV for paid interviews.

Can you imagine how many gallons of saliva ICE agents have ingested from diners in communities they terrorise?

Prize-winning!

Aww, come on! Gina wrote a poem!

Because nobody is being punished for NOT following it!

The similarity is that both people are happy with their thing/s. And that’s okay.