My dad is a liar. (Assuming you’re making this reference)

Janice was way hotter!

Presumably also a waste of government money.

*CORNbread - don’t forget the subsidies. Those farmers know on which side their bread is buttered. While I’m at it - ethanol for fuel… it’s all to encourage homegrown solutions.

Mike Snow baby 😎

Maybe more of a soup since they’re already kinda a vegetable? 💁

Did you mean, “for the misinformed like me” bud? Bone Apple Tea 👌

“This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent

Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”

Fuck you Jonesy!

You’re 10-ply there ain’t ya bud.

No. He’s a toroidal sphere, essentially pure asshole.

In Australia there are consumer protection laws that cover similar situations. If a product price scans differently at the checkout than displayed on the shelf, you get the product at whichever price is lower, or the business must cease selling the item until the price is corrected.

In addition there is a voluntary code of practice that the big supermarkets have signed onto which states that if the price scans higher at the checkout than shown on the shelf, the customer is entitled to receive the first of that item for free and any subsequent items at the lower price.

I think you’ll find they’re actually all jackdaws.

It’s not a leak, it’s VANDALISM!

Lindsey Graham’s funeral. You should see the video clip of this moment. The dude realising what he smells and making that face is priceless.

George isn’t at home - please leave a message at the beep.

I think you have your heroes confused: Dean Cain played Superman, Sigourney Weaver was in Alien.

One of the big reasons is that GOP control congress atm. The jackasses who flouted their responsibilities and legal obligations to answer to congress (under this administration and Biden’s) have been republicans. They knew that Dems didn’t have the stomach and/or the numbers to prosecute them or hold them accountable for evading their responsibilities - so the repubs called to give evidence or testify in front of congress just did what they wanted with impunity.

Fauci is a persona non-grata with this administration and its party as a whole. Fauci knows he’ll be subjected to any and all prosecutorial avenues the GOP can utilise. I believe the thinking is this is the surest way to protect himself. His legal way to say nothing without lying, maintain his own ethics and morals, abide by the law and his obligations under it, and ensure he doesn’t give them one iota of ammo to use against him in future actions.

TL;DR: Fauci has integrity and believes in the rule of law.

Believe it or not!