funkless

be me

live in suburban area of American major city

want to fight the government(?)

with a gun(?)

open front door

see woman walking her dog

take pot shots in the air

she runs away

freedom secured

mission successful go home everyone

most executions are surprisingly brutal and painful. it probably was worse than being stabbed in the neck

I have this card.

I’m an immigrant to the US by way of marriage. When I moved here we opened an account at chase where my now wife banks - a joint for us both and one for me.

When faced with having three near identical blue cards I asked if there was any option other than blue

Imagine my face when I heard possibly the most American phrase I’ve ever heard: “You can have the brand colors, or Disney”

I mean the other names make sense with additional context

Both Tit- and Cock- as prefixes used to mean small (no laughing in the back, please)

And Hoary means grey-haired or old-looking

edit as I had to look this one up: “Booby” is an ellision of “Bobo” - as in “No seas tan bobo” (Spanish) - meaning “silly, naive, dumb…” as they tend to be quite tame birds

https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/last-72-hours

Usually about once in incident every 90 seconds. That’s why we have to only talk about “mass” shootings, as if you count incidents with fewer than 3 victims it becomes unmanageable.

literally the origin of the term - that bugs (literally) used to get into computers and mess them up