The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

Some guy once built a geocooled system back in I think 2010, just to cool quad SLI 580s. He had some crazy 6-screen Sony FW900 setup with a fresnel lens.

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

The unmarked will be slaves

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

Addiction is a hell of a thing

That’s my plan. I didn’t ask to be born into this shit. The day the human race is wiped out is the day the Earth can finally start to heal, and maybe produce a species that will do better.

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors’ emotional scars. Peoples’ standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to be.

As if we aren’t already smack dab in the middle of it

This comment section is full of people who haven’t read the article or seen benchmarking videos lmao