Cobra turkey on tomorrow’s jerky

We un-invaded Afghanistan

As unfortunate as that is, white monster is too delicious

This is what they mean by “humanity is in decline”

That’s not nearly as fun

I’m sure the safety is on

Is this still available?

This isn’t wholesome if you’re an ant

no u

Unless I’m dining in a restaurant with friends, I can’t start eating until I have something playing in the background. It’s required!

I often have subtitles on, so no issue with the noise.

My ex would drink all the pickle juice before I even ate a single pickle.

It was madness

I’d run a small moisture farm

Look at Mr. Moneybags with a printer.

My parents would make me copy down directions by hand.

If anything, this might be an under-reaction

It’s okay, we feel the same way about you. Go back to huffing RT and other state-run propaganda networks.

Iran is definitely making an embarrassment of the US and allowing them to deplete their arsenal, but to say the US is getting owned and wiped out is a bit of a stretch. Call me when they manage to hit a single naval ship.

The daily pledge is real, but as for curriculum, it really depends on your state. In my school, we learned a lot about the Trail of Tears and native genocide, the exploitation of Asian immigrants to build our railroads, our failures in Vietnam, Jim Crow laws and the horrible things the KKK did, etc. This was in a red state about 15 years ago. I’m a bit surprised by the lack of propaganda.

What’s frightening is ultra-red states (like Florida) that are starting to rewrite their history books to include things like “slavery allowed black people to become Americans and they’re better off for it :D”

They’re more than welcome to. Let’s see how it works out for them.