How do you get by in life without reading? I mean, don’t you have to know what the symbols on clocks mean to tell time?

This sounds like something a 10-year-old boy in the 90s would suggest.

Right, well I forgot they claimed such.

Okay, how is this any different from what Fox News, OAN and NewsMax do?

Yeah but domestic terrorism itself (last I checked) has no criminal statute. It would be much easier if we had a law defining domestic terror and how to prosecute it.

In that case I’m gonna blame Oprah Winfrey for that one.

I pretty sure it was public knowledge (even talked about in publicity) Dead Reckoning was two parts.

Well, that does mention it but not that one. Two people try to sell the milk.

Maybe I’m remembering wrong, but wasn’t there a Portlandia sketch about why raw milk is bad?

Why couldn’t she speak up sooner?

Apparently being the victim of genocide gives you a free pass.

At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

So would Sonic give someone rings to purchase stocks?

Because it is a fact.

I went to a Underoath concert last week (They’re Only Chasing Safety 20th Anniversary Tour) and there was a father with a ten year old child.

That song is 20 years old.

Still, don’t like that the name is shared.

Fuck Lovecraft.

Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.

Well we are both wrong. I should have said ethnicity.