You’re not how orbital mechanics work.

Land in ocean, suddenly Tom Hanks is involved.

See? They still landed amongst the stars.

Damn. That’s worth savoring.

That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

Agree to disagree.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I doubt anyone can prove they’re AI.

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

While we’re making unpopular statements about free software: Audacity is the GIMP of the audio-editing world. REAPER is where it’s at.

Cheat sheets like this are honestly hugely helpful.

Unfortunately, Blender accidentally clicked for me after enough use, so now I get confused when I try to use anything else.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let’s not wake up a few months from now and find we’ve re-elected Donald Trump.

Edit: You guys really dislike fat tigers.

Drug addiction? Trauma? Brain tumor? Cold temperatures?