He slimed us.

OpenStreetMap be like:

Little known fact: turns out, they were actually the three Wyze men, and were scheduled to give the new parents a quote on a smart home security system.

Usually ones that heavily involve music, because it really screws with the sound. Especially if there’s a lot of bass.

But I’m usually only watching at 2x because either I’m trying to watch something before work, or because the narrator is just speaking way too slowly.

We’ve kinda had that legislation for about 235 years, now.

They just don’t give a fuck.

I’m guessing that’s Celsius, so we’re talking around 39C with a heat index that makes it feel like almost 42C

And then it’s around twice that directly inside the engine bay, but not quite that on the outer surface of the vehicle.

I, in fact, would’ve flipped it, and had the cushion resting on my back, with my hands gripping the armrest. 💁🏿‍♀️

9. One thing at a fucking time, please
10. Yeah, I’ll be sure to get on that as soon as I finish doing the thing I was explicitly instructed to do by someone with more authority than you and is literally standing here watching me do it.

ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?

[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿‍♀️

Suddenly; Tila Tequila.

The two-party system in the United States consists of “Republicans” and “Everyone else”.

🎵 Com-in’ a-gain to save yer mu-tha-fuck-in’ soul, yeah!

“Nonviolence is fine, as long as it works.” — Malcolm X

“In order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.” — Stokely Carmichael

“A riot is the language of the unheard.” — Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Say it to his face!

I don’t know too much, but once I lived near the area and heard others talking about it, the idea of The Big Boss Man “hailing from Cobb County, Georgia” made a bit more sense.

It’s been years since I was anywhere near Cobb County, but I’d be willing to bet it’s probably not.

I mean, aside from all those times I shoplifted, back in the day…

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Where I am, we’ve been getting pretty heavy rain during 100F/37C heat, and it’s kind of unnerving how quickly it dries up.