killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square5fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself.plus-squarekiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square4fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper!lemmy.worldkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT bean.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageSLPT bean.plus-squarelemmy.worldkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreamsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreamskiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Your job have a drug test day? Make sure to bring enough for everyone to try some.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareSLPT The good die young. Be an A-hole your entire life to live longer.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Have a work email? Report every email you get as spam you can never be too careful. The IT department will love you because you're thinking of security.killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
killer_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle forevermessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT If you like the hair you have now, shave it all off and make a wig out of it. You can have that hairstyle foreverkiller_penguin@lemmy.worldM to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink