Dumb fucks.

Nope, it’s Don Zauker, an Italian satirical comic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Zauker

Outer Wilds. Wandering around in the village in the beginning was a bit boring so I put it down. Took it up again some days or weeks later and continued to play until I found the thorny seed on my home planet. That was the point where I was hooked and at the end it became one of my favourite games of all time.

• Sir, you can’t leave without paying for that donut.
• But I just paid for it! Here’s the receipt.

And that’s why you need a receipt for a donut.