Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

The hairstylist version of not paying.

Does it rhyme with “missing bolts”?

Yeah… It’s genuinely sad. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

Bruh, there’s no brand whoring from me here. We’re all products. Simmer. Bruh.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

The irony of using Apple products, thinking “Private” means “private”.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪