Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

For those interested

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

That’s how elections work: one wins, everyone else loses

They lost the election

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

There is like no advertisement at all. I don’t know what to consume anymore, heck, who I am

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Sounds fair

Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

Who’s there?

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

So that’s the missing word everyone is bothered by. It wasn’t in the post but in a low level comment. What an unexpected but well executed pay-off!