This is the first post I’ve ever saved for consumption later.

Narrator: “They won’t”

Margarine Taylor Greene needs to be beaten severely until she shuts the fuck up. She is an absolute waste of space and destroys valuable time that the government could be using to actually solve problems.

Kid’s got a thousand times more sense than his old man.

Woodchippers are really efficient at disposing of branches and logs.

Imagine what they could do to softer materials.

Yeah, nah, this is different.

I hate the US Sov Cit loonies, but this guy is righteous.

Besides, fuck the logging companies that destroy native forests.

PREACH! MUTHAFUKA!!!

Think how damned fit you’d be.

“It never gets any easier, you just go faster.”

Oh gosh! I’m not allowed an opinion on tattoos? Wow.

You’ll be fine.

Because so many Australian drivers are actively hostile to cyclists.

I haven’t said that I’ll decide which humans but I reckon if we could squash ourselves back into our original range in Northern Africa, that’d be great for the rest of the planets ecosystems.

Might have to lose a few to fit.

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Uh…

I’d like to show you some introduced and invasive species that most fucking definitely are weeds and have no use being where they are, we’ll outside their natural range.

I think I could probably also include many animal species in this definition, including humans.

Un-PC, that’s what!

I wonder what they’ll change the name to.

‘Bosspersoncard’

Christ I hope she survives the fucking Narcos.

Because they are evil and cynical?

Not as much as The Girl With the Dragging Tofu.

Yeah but besides that.

Bollocks.