There are some good enough automatics out now at very reasonable prices.

Of course there are also crazy expensive ones also, but they all do essentially the same thing - convert your movements into time measurements 😀

What could possibly go wrong?

Didn’t spot that one coming

You forgot to buy your marmite

That’s how you get on lists… or poison your autocomplete. Idk which is worse

🤣😂😪😥😢😭

That would possibly work

Aspiring supervillan, please.

I may or may not do this occasionally with byobu and my own services. Byobu is easier to use.

Dripping

Ooh. Thanks

I’m not sure that I can envision the sequence of decisions which led to that haircut to be in that photograph.

Maybe a lot of “not my job to question”?

That explains, but doesn’t excuse, the action.

You are most likely invoking a “hold my beer” moment.

If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏

We are deep in the technical weeds here. 95% of Linux usage really doesn’t require such humour unfortunately.

I game on Linux. Go check protondb for compatibility with your favourite game

Feels like a business opportunity to me

This is the way