Rumor has it, Vance got his favorite sofa a new set of pillows for Valentine’s though 😏

Waaaaait a minute…this is a real picture?? 😵‍💫

Completely missed that one.

Seems like Dear Leader’s dream job is actually influencer?

Just saw that JP Morgan lowered the price target for Tesla to 120$ 😂😂

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✨ Dear Leader the most stable of geniuses ✨

Truly mind boggling to see how very little a site that once called itself “The Frontpage of the Internet”, seems to understand the internet

Wh…why is there lube on my puzzle? ಠ_ಠ

The invisible bitch slap of the market strikes again! 🧐

And now he’s trying to blame it on Ukraine 😂😂 Fuck that douchebag.

I would actually gladly donate my personal resources to a botnet if it would promise to fuck with Elon.

We need something like SETI@Home / Folding@Home but for X destroying botnets!

Oh jeez. Did the front fall off?

I mean it’s his cousin…he probably had to punch J.D. at some point in their lives to protect his sister from that weirdo^^

This is an outrage! 🧐

Me: I miss MySpace Tom…

The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

MySpace Tom at home:

The world ended in 2025 when the recursive Wikipedia Omniroll consumed all available matter

WTF who invited Cruella de Vil to Congress?

Also, you’d think the title was edited for meme-ing purposes…but no. This is just dead ass what they printed in The Lancet 😂

He knows what’s coming for him…

I have SO many questions

It’s either that or we need to infiltrate these agencies and cause a bunch of Snowden-style leaks. I fear FOIA requests will be a very blunt sword with this administration