I am shocked I tell you, shocked.

Guido is a massive, rightwing, arsehole.

Let me introduce you to the United States of America…

My insurance costs zero. That’s popular!

“very popular private health insurance”

I’m not an American, but I suspect this is a lie…

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

I’m giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

Privatised water companies you say? England is way ahead of the shit curve.