To shreds, you say?

Am I doing this right?

“Cigarette?”

“Sure I’ll take one.”

“I was talking to the cigarette. Cigarette . . . Prepare to be smoked.”

Alex Horne wrote this.

I see you’ve met my ex-husband.

Him: “I don’t understand how you’re supposed to love your wife like your own body. I hate my body.”

Me: “Ok but you love good food, being comfortable, sex, etc. You show love to your body by making it feel good.”

Him: repeats original comment like I hadn’t spoken.

Damn, guess they sell everything there now.

“I agree with what the comic is saying, but I disagree with what the comic is not saying.”

Velma is a well-known lemming. She is being 100% serious and has been nothing but open to constructive conversation. You continuing to misgender her and call her a troll is not a good look.

Make a wish in one hand and a crap in the other, and see which piles up faster.

pation

Drinks like coffee and tea can become bitter when you get down to the dregs. That’s what the first saying makes me think of.

So is “hoisted” in this case the equivalent of “yeeted”?

I like your style, let’s throw a party together.

I’m doing desserts. Usually macarons, but I do pies for Thanksgiving.

I both love and hate that I understand these references.

That’s a dick nose.

I love your style.

This is a spot-on analysis, especially for someone not in the US.

Ok but you should really hydrate.

It’s plenty holesome.

This is some beautiful accidental rennaissance.

Damn, one rock short of rescue.