It’s like you’re in my head… while I’m washing more fucking dishes.

I would sooner stop using the internet entirely.

Chicken crunchwraps are delicious.

My son was robbed of being named Big Bird.

I was in the same boat until I discovered the glory of Famous Grouse. It’s not bad, not great, $32 for a handle and hits about the same as black label. I’d still prefer a nice single malt, but times are tough.

The funniest part about this is that I can’t think of a scenario where I would be asked this.