Like he’s jerking off the ghost of a giraffe?

Jail.

*34. So far.

Pwease don’t dwone stwike our pawade uwu. 🤗

Code review is a process of verifying that code meets a defined set of requirements.

Imma stop you right there, chief. Maybe one of the ten orgs I’ve been in had some defined standard, and it was heavily-regulated safety critical firmware.

PRs are where the least useful people go to grind ideological axes. Give them the smallest amount of power, and they will abuse it.

Try to define some standards and they will throw sand in the gears. One, to keep grinding ideological axes. Two, if they can’t have move goalposts they become glorified linters and that’s no fun.

We see the appeal to middle and upper management.

Won’t let me upload directly. Here’s a link: https://imgur.com/a/FwoVHO2

I saw the yakherds riding Honda motorcycles all over Gansu. Seems like a blast.

No, but it will gladly pretend to understand it. For a price.

Got room for one more at the ranch?

At least after hours of arguing with a bot and burning tons of money and energy you have a pile of code you can’t understand without paying a chatbot.

Oh no how unfortunate.

None. They’re all terrible.

100% of the worst devs in firmware have EE degrees.

I thought it was open. Donald told me so.

I mean, the amount of legal Latin used in anglophone countries does bolster the argument.

E.g. prima facie, mens rea, stare decisis, etc.

Why would you name a snake Garfield?

A long con to kick Putler in the face?

Probably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.

IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN!