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Of course he couldn’t even put the armband on the correct arm!

Going by the past, about 500 years or so. But with everything being recorded now, it might take longer than it used to. If you’re not going too far just make sure to say good-bye to your friends and loved ones since you’ll mysteriously disappear the day you travel ahead.

Go to June 14, 1946, Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York. No reason.

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The US government is guilty of treason against the US government.

friends sycophants

“You don’t have to do this, Joe, you really don’t.”

Nah, if he somehow got his life back we shouldn’t be continuing to look at him to save us. He already did his part.

The problem is that the game forces the player to engage in what is obviously pointless torture. It’s in character for Trevor to do this, but we should be able to choose not to be involved in it. All the same points can still be made if Trevor does it on his own.

With VI, Rockstar is going to have an Onion problem of trying to be satirical in an age when the US government has fully embraced fascism. In Florida, no less! I really hope the game is all anti-authority and there is NO cooperation with any government agencies, only killing them.

“In a way, he taught me to love. He is the best of me. The last of me.”

Musk’s ties to Trump have hurt the Trump’s approval ratings

Wow, you have to be a special kind of shitty to actually hurt Trump’s image, rather than the other way around.

I absolutely hate that mission. Even for GTA it sticks out as especially mean-spirited. I always use the battery as few times as needed to get it over with, because it seems like the least horrible thing to do to him.

Can be hard or soft.

“I vas only following orders!”

The Onion never called it quite so clearly as this time.

*in the knee