showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

Where is it going

I’ve been saying it.

Literally just elect whoever is the funniest.

The machine will not stop.

They’re also legal in PRC.

A tiny island nation has the same number of doctors as the northern half of turtle island

My ass walking into school with bangs shaped like ∩ because my mom got a crazy idea

I think this weirdo is honoured with the only channel I asked YouTube to never recommend me again

No one needs 30 minutes to explain the minutia of how the Vegas sphere web designer took artistic license with how the digits of pi are displayed.

Annoying and smug about it

I wish this was to scale

Me not wanting to go to work for my employer ever again

150$

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.

Breathe it in. Fill your lungs. Hold it there. Roll your eyes back. Loosen your grip.

That hit will hold you for a while, but never as long as the last one.

Now back to the shit heap.

People are great until you put them in a car.

Free market innovation 😊

Eagerly looking forward to ticking the “against Trump” box in the ballot. Haven’t seen one worded like that before

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Looking for the future participle of yeet

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em