Winn Dixie used to be a force in Kentucky, and so did the Pic Pac grocery stores. it’s hilarious Aldi managed to pull off the push-cart quarter redemption strategy in the U.S. the trailer park boys would be so confused.

delivered some Plan B meds the other day. you definitely get some double-looks when you pick that one up as an older man in conservative Ohio.

well, I was on the clock, and I’ll be voting yes on Issue 1.

I don a colander today, my brethren, because I don’t have a clue.

she embeds lies within the truth!

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau used to like him

are they 11 years old?

me : mooooom, i pissed on my klan robe!

mom: it’s okay child. drink some more pink dye.

sorry to drop in with an opinion, but I love my mouse festooned with buttons. Logitech and Razer have FUCKED UP MY DREAM

1. that chip was the most stale of all the chips.
2. fire shits.
3. wake you up from a deep slumber fire shits and you can’t go back to bed because more fire shits are incoming like artillery.
4. literally biochemical warfare sphincter-propelled artillery fire shits.
5. people posted about doing this on social media? I wouldn’t do something like that…

florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018

• https://961kiss.iheart.com/featured/the-morning-freak-show/content/2018-07-15-no-this-florida-story-isnt-realat-all/

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

I know this sounds obvious, and it’s an old meme from Reddit, but you REALLY need to check your home for carbon monoxide.