Ketchup is made by combining tomatoes, sweetener (often sugar or high-fructose corn syrup), vinegar, salt, and spices. Tomato puree is made by blending tomatoes and adding water, sometimes salt and some spices. True, they are not the same, but dipping a fry in tomato puree wouldn’t be that bad.

perfect!!! is it okay if I use that as the lemon man’s face in the future?

in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30’s, is stalking in the shadows. The salad’s only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.

what…? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!

then they will buy it

I don’t know math stuff I have a smooth brain upstairs

ok but why

wouldn’t that just kill them

that’s one my great great great grandfather used to say

ok that’s funny

oops I’ll repost

uhm is Joe a professional doctur that helps people that are half lemin???

huh…you’re probably right…

even the lil brick lines (I think its brick lines…?) in the background… and how the lines are so smooth and clean… this is true pleasure for an artist…

valid.

just…why…? I…I have no words. also what’s with the reposts chill bro people will see it

:)

if she doesn’t get fucking deported first for no REASON

sometimes; my mum doesn’t do that often, preferring to wash them at home. in her words, when asked why, she said: “the detergent the hospital uses smells like used clorox wipes left out in the sun and then freezed for 1 day”. how she knows what that smells like is beyond me…