I can’t even imagine a bug with 30!! legs, that would be an absolutely absurd number.

4.285 × 10^16 legs would just look silly.

What have you got against M&M cookies??

While I mostly agree with you (and 100% on it distracting from the article), I think you’re not thinking about image rights.

If you’re a serious blogger with a good sized blog, a lawsuit or DMCA or otherwise is potentially a killer outcome of using an image you don’t 100% sure have the rights to. With AI, you can be 100% sure you can use the image however you want, without any repercussions. I’d imagine that’s huge in the considerations for a blogger.

Is this someone’s Minecraft furnace stack?

The cell wall is the wall of the cell

Finally one I can remember

Don’t cats often die from kidney disease? :(

That’s what I get for being so old I forgot my thermo class

*Shakes fist at sky*

Isn’t scrambled lower entropy? Like how dye in water moves from fully concentrated at one point to fully diffused throughout the water?

You had to do work to scramble them and now it would take a lot more energy to get them back to separate the white from the yolk so it looked like the hard boiled.

This is all completely wrong, I was thinking about Gibbs free energy decreasing with spontaneous reactions.

I could imagine that juror to be slightly biased toward the defendant once they had been saved by the defendant. No wonder the judge had to call a mistrial.

TL;DR

We have examined the leak sample and have determined this was NOT a breach of Steam systems.

You do not need to change your passwords or phone numbers as a result of this event. It is a good reminder to treat any account security messages that you have not explicitly requested as suspicious. We recommend regularly checking your Steam account security at any time at https://store.steampowered.com/account/authorizeddevices

The picture shows Jan 20th, so it may have all been changed since this was posted

👏👏👏

I love the idea of an Ironman, but I keep running into the idea of hating having to pay for two memberships. I really wish (and I know this’ll never happen) that Jagex would allow for membership sharing across a Jagex Account.

Full fat article version

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5369404/google-doj-opening-statements-remedies-trial

If you’re still memeing Seinfeld, then you’re old enough for this to be applicable to you.

Btw have you seen this meme?

This is literally just Ana De Armas cartoonified

If you’re behind a CG NAT (carrier grade NAT), you’ll be doubly in trouble as it will be essentially impossible to get a forwarded port since your “IP” is essentially a LAN address within your ISP’s CG NAT, if that makes sense.

For some reason I just got a flashback to that football kid who tried to steal crab legs by putting them down his pants. I’m just imagining these thieves walking out with 40 tons of beef overflowing from their pants.

Fantastic, no notes.

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.