You seen to be suggesting that Obama was not himself a corporate sellout…

Whoosh

They can only identify one vendor to fulfill the staggering quantity of…20? Smells like bullshit

I dunno. I’m kinda on the since if this feels like something that would appear on the onion; it is certainly absurd, but it kinda lacks the satirical element they’re known for…

I think I can see where you’re coming from, though, even if I’m personally not convinced.