I remember coaches and gym teachers that would STOP COUNTING when counting reps and you did bad form.

The military does the same thing during testing.

“44…45…46…46…all the way down…46…46…”

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

This summer, from the producers of “Fuck Them Bikes” comes the heartwarming tale of a small-town mayor fighting against all odds.

“Just One More Lane Bro”

Surely this will make the people accept these.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

“Low IQ,” “low IQ person,” “totally low IQ person,” “very low IQ individual,” “seriously low IQ person”

Lane assist that pulls you into a pothole you moved over to dodge and loses its collective shit if the lines change.

Collision detection that flips out and hits the brakes to avoid a car that just completed its turn.

Blind spot monitoring that screams at you in a turn lane.

It used to just be good fun to rip on MS for having a shitty OS. I never thought they’d start doing it on purpose.

Doris Miller: mans a machine gun during an attack

Donald Trump: mans a catering truck during a potential attack

ICEatzgruppen (or Proud Boys or 3%ers or NSC131 fuckheads…

You’re never going to see more than one of those groups in one room. That Venn diagram is one circle.

Don’t you dare question Nat of “Insert Last Name Photography” of being bad at marketing.

Got those Kenneth Copeland demon eyes.

And I think President Trump is doing a great, fantastic job. I believe the Lord has anointed him. But I also think we need to make sure that even President Trump should be looking for divine guidance and intervention. I question some of his spiritual leaders and what they’re all about and I pray for him and his family. Absolutely love the man. Nobody could have done what he did without God’s power. And I think he’ll go down as probably the President is the greatest one in our country’s history to save this country. Absolutely love and respect that guy, but we have to realize he’s not God and we have to place our confidence and faith and trust in him and not one man.

-Jeff Nicklaus, dickhead and founder of Compliant Technologies, manufacturer of torture gloves.

A man of faith and principle, Niklaus is quick to “give God the credit” for any G.L.O.V.E. success.

https://policeandsecuritynews.com/2023/05/24/giving-law-officers-validated-effectiveness/

It gets worse the more you dig. The guy is a cesspool of ill-informed opinions and stupidity. I wish I had the lack of morals required to leave the service and go into a career creating torture devices to be used on my own countrymen. Repugnant fuck.

“Hold him down. We’ll tell them Biden did it.”

They had to draw the comic with the obscenely bright headlights turned off, otherwise it’d just look like this.

You can’t remove the sin from my phone. It’s seen some shit.

“The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment…” vibes.

Dude peaked at ZZT.

Damn DEI cyclists