Me, spending hours on Age of Empires 2 and loving it

When the only tool you have is a deep lifelong understanding of computational language, everything starts to look like a hypergraph.

Cisco Webex.

You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once “the popcorn slowed down.”

As opposed to Cole’s law, which is a finely shredded cabbage salad

It’s a joke about software development tools breaking in dumb ways, and that it’s not a problem with saws

I’m a software engineer who does woodworking, and I approve this message.

But my favorite explanation: you grab your hand saw, and it works. You don’t find out that the latest npm japanese-hand-saw-tooth package is incompatible with plywood, and you need to downgrade the package or buy new plywood to make a cut.

This should be a Will Ferrell movie

If you happen to live in a city that has one, check out this online showroom: https://sandmansleep.net/

I tried all of the mattresses, and was surprised with what I found. The Latex ones weren’t as comfortable for me as hybrid foam/coils. On a lot of beds, I could feel the lower firmer layers on my hips laying on my side. Latex felt so springy it was almost trying to roll me off the bed.

I guess my advice is to try in person however you can. I spent some time looking at naplab, but the scores range from 9.5 to 9.8 so they mattresses aren’t even differentiated. In person, there were big differences that weren’t captured in the scores, which try to be subjective but miss a lot.

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Dry beans. A $2 bag makes a massive pot.

Nutella.

The ability to reach every part of the screen with the thumb on the hand holding it

Pawpaws

Diamond sharpening stones. Still waiting on mine but they were cheap and I got the grits I wanted. Somehow I keep ending up putting new edges on knives, chisels, and other blades. I hear diamond stones remove material faster.

The unit “hertz” means “per second”. A higher value is still one second, but more events per second.

Bidet

The only thing spicy in Ukraine is horseradish