toomanypancakes

Can you imagine trying to cope with this shit sober? What a nightmare

War only benefits the wealthy noncombatants directing it. The average citizen suffers in conflicts.

The people in the walls. They’re always whispering, and nobody calls them out. Well I want to talk about it. Stop whispering and just say it, wall people. Stop whispering and just say it.

This is a really sweet story, I love this.

You keep it damp from all the jizzardry, which aids with healing. Additionally, the perpetual boners result in increased blood flow, which also aids in healing. Same reason the inside of your mouth heals so fast when you scald it on your buddy’s flame dick as a dare.

Pff.

Disability lawyers. Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones. But I see so many that make people do everything themselves, help exactly zero with anything after the initial application, and they take a cut of the proceeds if people’s applications are approved. They do something allegedly if the case is escalated up to a judge, but many of them that I’ve dealt with seem incompetent at best and predatory at worst.

Really, if make out give is up to them, buy why some then dime poor, eh?

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

Warning: Contents unstable, handle with care.

Anything you can insert into your genital or insert your genital into, like an easy bake oven or a bop it

I’m fine with whatever delusions people want to hold as long as they do it away from me. I’m just not interested in thanking a fictional character who hates me.

Absolutely not, my sarcasm is 100% genuine at all times.

Drugs before you start playing