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The 49 victims were buried in mass graves.

On the way back, the delegation came across another vehicle that had been stranded for three days. The 60 passengers were rescued.

And just like that I’m never going to Niger.

If that’s the case why did they create it as a government service? Why didn’t Benjamin Franklin just start a nice private corporation to do it? He could have made some money along the way being a shareholder.

Wait I think I just felt hunger. Time to increase the GP1 dose.

During Covid one of my friends was like “you get a skateboard and I’ll get a BMX bike and it’ll be like we’re teenagers again!”

And I’m like, what orthopedic surgeon is paying you to propose this exactly?

Hell I’m a part-time father in my 40s and that’s an extreme sport at this point.

Part of a bold vision for the future, where the US government itself is collapsing into rubble

Remember all those dystopian movies that were trying to warn us? Well now they’re guides.

Well you run like hell and you try to stay away from any mirrors and you hide really well until morning

Methamphetamine has entered the chat

Well thank god there are no stories out there about AI wanting to kill humans

Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.

And giving literally everything away so the rich can have a little more