It’s definitely the racism

Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit

See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!

Anybody got slink to the kickstarter / article for those of us curious but unable to see the video? (Or even a product name)

This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

On my work computer I can absolutely see the benefit of asking “what’s that website I found last week with the …”

On the other hand, there’s no way in hell it’s not grabbing all the sensitive stuff on my screen nobody else should be seeing.

The convenience just isn’t worth the risk

Here’s a video detailing the process for those interested 😀

https://youtu.be/YJr-kHy6STg?si=CugU2ezd6KZI5wDA

Order a chair online. Order confirmation email: “we’ll be in touch in 48 hours with shipping information” Email from Hermes: “we’re expecting your package” Me: ah fuck

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

I was on Amazon the other day buying a replacement light.

A little banner on the item description advertised the new 2024 model. It has “ai integration” of some sort. Same price. I actively chose the older model. I can’t be the only one who thinks like this.

Nothing personal, my lack of understanding is what made me giggle :)

The phrase “pre-melted” is making me chuckle. If it’s pre-melted, surely it’s frozen? If it’s frozen, isn’t that just ice?

The Apple TV 4 launched with a feature where you could hold the Siri Remote and ask “what did they say?” And it would do exactly that.

I’m pretty sure it only worked in their apps

Probably just as difficult as justifying the “AI” component of this light: https://amzn.eu/d/08yAcZpp

14 seconds in the dungeon seems only fair

Something feels funny about “an European”. I’m pretty sure I’d say “A European”, but I have no idea what rule is triggering me to say that.

Damn English is all over the place.

You could always follow in the footsteps of these bus drivers:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/22/french-bus-drivers-skirts-dress-code-nantes

Did you guys know if you VPN through Albania, you don’t see YouTube adverts?

I sure as hell didn’t until a few weeks ago.

Anyway, do whatever you want to with this information :)

It is clever enough to not let you save the key to the same drive that’s encrypted. If you print to PDF the print dialogue box doesn’t care where you save the PDF.

I think I saw videos of you last week on one of those revenge porn sites. You were going to town on yourself. I’m guessing you didn’t send the bitcoin?