We already knew this. Snipes dropped this info on us in Deadpool & Wolverine!

Not any old janitor though, a union janitor! So it could be worse.

Being able to work smarter and not harder allows for more memes and doomscrolling time on the clock!

Where’s Dr. Hunter S.Thompson? Where’s Dr. Nick?

Reservoir Dogs, O Brother Where Art Though, Blues Brothers, From Dusk til Dawn,

That is a better analogy!

Makes as much sense as installing a smoke detector in your house then using your bbq indoors and acting surprised when you hear the alarm.

The lesser of two weevils

Meditate without moving for 2 hours took a lot of effort to work up to. Couldn’t do 5 minutes when I started.

Might be a dumb question but why not just use Piped?

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

Something nobody wants helping destroy something everyone needs.

The changes in technology from 1984 to 2004 is mind boggling fast when compared to the minimal changes between 2004 to 2024

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

I’ve got 6 minutes of salary saved, this is adulting!

Keep Undawn outta your mouth!

Whoops

That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan

Kleen kanteen gang rise up!

Yep but instead of throwing them away in the trash can that’s across the house I toss them into the convenient clothes hamper and end up wearing them again