I don’t know if it’s physically possible, but I sometimes think what if my office chair breaks and the hydraulic piston shoots through the seat and impales my colon.
Real Final Destination shit right there.
Possible trigger warning…
I read an article a few years ago about this happening in China. There were graphic photos from the ER which I won’t discuss here, but If I remember correctly it was a teenager and he actually died because it ruptured an artery in his colon or something like that. Ever since then I’ve always been ok with spending a little more money for a quality chair. Especially if it’s something you’re going to use every day.
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Needles. I got allergy tested when I was little and they pricked my arms hundreds of times to see what I was allergic to. I was also super young do naturally I wanted to itch it, and they wouldn’t let me. It got to the point where they strapped my arms to the table and all I wanted to do was scratch the areas that they had poked me…
Maybe don’t do that to a five year old.
Yea I don’t like needles
I have the same fear. Watching the news during covid was horrible.
Nurse here. It’s curious. Some people with a fear of needles need to close their eyes to avoid seeing anything like you describe, and some of them HAVE to watch, because, for them, the anticipation and surprise is worse. Humans are weird, but I love you anyway. Also, I’m tired, and I just spent about one, full, uninterrupted minute laughing at your username. Thanks.
Aww. Thanks. Yes, I can’t watch when I have blood work done. I don’t get much sleep the night before, and while I am pretty sure I don’t have anxiety, I think I had an anxiety attack the last cat scan I had. They had to try a second time to get the iv in, and I went into full meltdown mode. Pretty sure I know what event in my life caused this, and there’s nothing I can do about it now. I have tried lots of things, keeping my mind occupied, headphones, breathing, it’s all out the window the minute they start wiping my arm with the alcohol. I know it’s irrational, and it hurts more to sub your toe, but something in my brain just goes apeshit when the needles come out. It really sucks.
Ask your doc specifically for a prn dose of Ativan or Xanax or similar the next time you have a test or procedure. It’s not too uncommon. There’s no reason a simple blood draw should have to ruin your whole week.
Thanks. I might have to ask about that.
Same. And then seeing someone I know with diabetes have to jab every day drove me nuts to think about in a way.
Hey fellow skin prick lemming!
Irrational - being kidnapped and not having access to feminine products. Totally rational & terrifying- clowns.
I don’t think the first one is irrational
I thought it was just one of those weird things to worry about until i read this. https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2024/mar/05/my-period-has-become-nightmare-life-in-gaza-without-sanitary-products
Why is the last one the rational one while the first one is irrational?
Lots of people are afraid of clowns and I’m probably not likely to be kidnapped. Hope i didn’t just jinx it.
Oh. I was thinking in terms of severity, though for me, commonality would be reversed too. I’ve no clowns to fear, but kidnapping has its history if you ask me.
My shoelace getting caught in an Escalator.
Is that irrational?
Just ride barefoot.
Easy. Next!
Getting evicted. I don’t do anything wrong or break my lease in my apartment, and have never had a complaint against me but for whatever reason I get super freaked out when someone knocks on my door. Even if it’s just a delivery driver.
I remember one time I actually called off sick at work because I saw my landlord on my ring doorbell tape something to my door and I was literally worried sick. Started thinking I had to start looking for another place.
Turns out it was just a notice saying that they were going to give residents a free fire extinguisher in the coming days. All that panic for nothing.
Fear of getting poisoned by someone i dont know
Fear that a car will randomly decide to kill me and start chasing me
Fear of randomly being struck by a lighting strike
Puppets
- Get to know EVERYBODY
- Kill the car first. Pennsylvania road salt works well.
- Make detailed plans to get struck so it doesn’t seem random when it happens next week.
- ???
NEXT!
I’m kind of weird. I can’t stand the idea of swimming in the deep ocean. It makes me skil crawl and want to run as far away as I can… despite loving the ocean. Just don’t make me swim in deep ocean waters.
I’m not sure if those first two sentences are connected. 😉 Anyway, that fear is called thalassophobia, and is very common.
That’s a perfectly normal and healthy fear, for those mortals who dare display hubris towards the endless sea shall be met with a fate most grim
Yeah. It’s so weird imagining that there is so much dark space below oneself, where anything could be lurking.
And stop moving, and you’ll sink deep down. No safeguard that stops you at some point. You’ll just sink and sink and sink.
Not too uncommon.
Bees. I’m not allergic or anything, I just formed an irrational fear of them probably after I was stung on the foot when I was a kid.
Holes (trypophobia) and sharks in the pool. I used to be on the swim team and loved swimming, but at some point in my teenage years I got this irrational fear that a shark was chasing me in the pool and now I literally can’t do laps anymore. It sucks cause I really enjoyed it and I was good at it. Nothing triggered the fear as far as I can remember.
The trypophobia I have many theories but I think it is actually just one of those fears people have sometimes.
Sorry your post reminded me of this
I’m not clicking that you can’t trick me
Edit: I clicked it actually, you got me. It is not a holes trigger so it was ok. Actually looks like a pretty amazingly awful movie and I may just have to watch it.
Unfortunately IIRC it’s a skit, not an actual movie.
getting bird shit in my mouth. no, really. I have a recurring (but not frequent) “nightmare” about getting bird shit in my mouth through diverse accidents. there’s even an incredibly vivid taste associated with it that I can recall when I’m awake. I’m guessing that toddler me took a gamble for science and wound up scarred for life.
Palmetto bugs.
I am so unreasonably terrified of those guys. I have held tarantulas, I love snakes, happy to hold your pet rat or lizard, bees and other insects mostly don’t bother me.
But palmetto bugs strike fear into my very soul.
Being physically around people.
Same. It’s scary, because scientists still don’t fully know what they’re capable of.
Gravity reversal. Like suddenly gravity switches to a universally repellent force and everything on the surface of the Earth starts falling into space (me included). Eventually you’d just “fall” away and the atmosphere too and you’d suffocate.
Holy hell wtf why did you make me think of that?! That’s worse than deep water!
Walking into a public bathroom that uses motion sensors and it’s dark when I walk in. Guaranteed comfort, you’d think? Nope, according to my brain, I’m probably going to find a body.
The worst thing about these (apart from all the dead bodies obvs.) is that the timer is never long enough for a decent dump. You’re just about ready to start cleanup and all the lights go out!
It sucked when work switch to motion. Makes it real obvious you were in too long if the light turns on when you walk out of a stall.
(This is a factory, so the first door to the sink section stays proped open)
They’re one and the same with what many may call my childhood fears if by “irrational fear” you mean things I don’t hold active trust in, I’ve had a bad trial by fire with… opens list… snakes, spiders, psych wards, social wrath, and depths (don’t count on me to go somewhere I can’t touch the bottom of).
