The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 months agoA healthy life goallemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoSo if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThis could be a decent short story prompt.
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoI lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoDang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoSees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoFamilyguylemonpledge.gif
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
This could be a decent short story prompt.
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
Familyguylemonpledge.gif