Even kaiju have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
Even kaiju have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
“Dammit, not again.”
“This is all Mitch’s fault.”
“You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess…”
“Hax”
“You should see the other guy.”
“Don’t worry, O’Brian has a copy of me in his buffer.”
A 30 minute window for food seems weird, then I checked the article about 9/11 - it’s roughly the same times the first and second tower were struck (8:46 AM & 9:03 AM).
Admiral Eeyore: “I knew something like this would happen…”
I guess the screen door wasn’t closed all the way.
The only reason he in still in a position of power is because New York does not have a guy dressed as a bat running around at night busting heads.
The process of scientific discovery is never “Eureka!” but rather “That’s funny…”
That is a cartoon-looking pelican!
Most unsurprising gaming news this month.
More surprised that any founders remained at the zombified husk of a company that used to be Blizzard.
Concepts of home improvement.
That, or they got the idea from watching Home Improvement.
Read: Death sentence reduced to 50 years in prison.
And in Japan, that means 50 years of being told he was going to be executed the next morning. Every single night.
That alone is inhumane.
“I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM!”
Whomever took this picture, most likely.
Like things we thought we nailed down in the 19th century and haven’t thought to revisit with modern methods and equipment. Then someone decides to look at it again and uncovered a boatload of previously unknown data.
“We thought we understood hiccups, but this changes EVERYTHING!”
(I dunno if hiccups are secretly a scientific black box or not, but you get the idea.)
Captain: “Let’s sing a sea shanty to livin’ up the mood!”
Sailor Scouts start Para dancing to Eurobeat music
Captain: “In god’s name…”
stands very far away from the Resident Evil laser grid
climbing up all of those stairs
You’re literally a flying squid! 🤦♂️
slowly puts ear buds in and sets noise canceling to 100% as the cashier slowly realizes what I’m about to do
Someone had fun writing that article.