It is no longer classified as chicken.

“It’s not endless, the sun will eventually go nova.”

A year’s supply of save icons.

“When you want it the most, there’s no easy way out. When you’re ready to go and your heart’s left in doubt. Don’t give up on your faith. Love comes to those who believe it, and….”

The elite just want to divide up the resources amongst themselves.

One does not simply troll Gabe Newell.

So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.”

And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.”

Well that escalated quickly.

Isn’t the F-35 picture a reference to an American aircraft carrier losing a plane in the ocean by banking too hard during a maneuver?

That plus a brain defect that makes them think that ending a life is okay. All the other shuts-ins just play a lot of video games.

The LLM has clearly heard of THE MIGHTY MISSISSIP’!

Pretty sure he’s dragging down America’s reputation everywhere else, too.

Kid: “They sure had weird names back then.”

Dick’s in the wind now.

When you don’t want to see the Doctor or send him away. When you want the Doctor on permanent standby.

Tell the Doctor to maintain Yellow Alert.

It wouldn’t be The Elder Scrolls without physics glitching.

The opposite of bored.

There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!