As a melatoninly-challenged man who’s prospects are limited to everything under the sun…

The right people will be impressed.

I thought it was rice and I was thinking, “Rice can definitely fill a void.”

Who’s going to drink all this water now?

Punch them in the neck.

From the people who brought you games made by humans who fell over dead sitting at their desks.

I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

wannakissyourscars

…What?

Legend.

The random street conversation heard at the end of Natalie Merchant’s Carnival:

“He was with us last night just before the murder.”

“Sharpen me, for the love of god!”

Yet another news site writes article claiming someone with exceptional genes is still alive because of something completely unrelated - Insists on continuing to be regarded as a reputable news source.

“Timmy, why did the dog have root access?”

Mimi is usually depicted as being pretty short.

“We appreciated your enthusiasm…”

Who wants to tell her she’s not alone?

You saw her wearing a pearl necklace. Giant red flag right there.

Didn’t the same thing happen to someone else recently? A female actor had no idea that the project she was signed onto was pro-MAGA and dipped out as soon as she realized. I forget who it was, though.

Everything I know about the German language I learned from watching Hogan’s Heroes.