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minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up57·7 months agoWorking at the onion must be so. hard. right now “Donald Trump will kill ‘at least seven prostitutes’ while in office.” No… how about “Donald Trump sings the entire National Anthem on key.” “Donald Trump finally unmasked as secret santa in Harlem children’s program.” Wait… I think I unlocked a secret.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·7 months ago“Donald Trump goes home to family, enjoys quiet evening with loved ones”
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up20·7 months ago“Donald Trump Spends Six Minutes in Silence Contemplating a Tree”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months ago“Donald Trump says he Loves his Dear Son Eric and would move Heaven and Earth for Him” Or is that going too far?
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agothe thing about jokes and satire is that they’re funniest when they have a nugget of truth to them. I’m not even sure Eric is related to Donald.
Working at the onion must be so. hard. right now
“Donald Trump will kill ‘at least seven prostitutes’ while in office.”
No… how about “Donald Trump sings the entire National Anthem on key.”
“Donald Trump finally unmasked as secret santa in Harlem children’s program.”
Wait… I think I unlocked a secret.
“Donald Trump goes home to family, enjoys quiet evening with loved ones”
“Donald Trump Spends Six Minutes in Silence Contemplating a Tree”
“Donald Trump says he Loves his Dear Son Eric and would move Heaven and Earth for Him”
Or is that going too far?
the thing about jokes and satire is that they’re funniest when they have a nugget of truth to them.
I’m not even sure Eric is related to Donald.