Man carves out half a pumpkin with eyeholes and puts it on his head to amuse the tribe after dinner. Archaelogist 65000 years later: here we see a fossilzed gourd used by the males as a helmet in battle.
Pssh. Next thing you know, these “scientists” will be claiming to have disproven that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
Venus rhymes with a piece of anatomy often found on men. Obviously they got it backwards
Weenus
We all have wenuses. The elbowed among us at least.
Which is why it’s often found on men. Also frequently on women
It’s true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei VII. Men are from Omicron Persei IX.
I found an interesting scientific article talking about this topic, focusing on the Americas. Here’s a link if anyone is interested.
Special emphasis on this map. Red circle = woman buried with hunting tools for large prey.
This also reminds me the etymology of the Amazon rainforest, after the mythical female warriors. Apparently a Spanish explorer fought some “tapuya” (non-Tupi) people, with men and women taking on arms. And when you think about it, the same set of skills and attributes necessary for war are useful to hunt large non-humans, and vice versa.
Was that even really a theory or are we disproving what loudmouths down at the bar claim again?
