troglodytis@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 hour agoHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?troglodytis@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-21 hour agomessage-square29fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 hour agoOops. Thanks It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular
minus-squarePudutr0n@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoHappens to everyone. Thx for fixing! :)
minus-squareGuy Dudeman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 minutes agoYou’re not wrong though. Poll returns are what you get gradually until all votes are reported. Results are the final results of the election.
minus-squareSquorlple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 hours agoTwo possible scenarios: OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
minus-squarePudutr0n@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 hours agoI like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
minus-squareSquorlple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoDon’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
minus-squarePudutr0n@feddit.cllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoI don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed? I can’t.
minus-squareGuy Dudeman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·31 minutes agoThere’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.
returns?
Oops. Thanks
It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular
Resulta?
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!
Happens to everyone. Thx for fixing! :)
You’re not wrong though. Poll returns are what you get gradually until all votes are reported. Results are the final results of the election.
Two possible scenarios:
OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election
OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?
I can’t.
Sounds like an improvement.
There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.