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TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

The snow has melted after being on the ground for the last week. Why are you mowing your lawn this morning ?

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The snow has melted after being on the ground for the last week. Why are you mowing your lawn this morning ?

TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Did you mean this to be a text to your neighbor?

    • TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      It’s a cry for help

  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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    NGL, when it was in the 60s the other day, I was tempted to. I seeded in early October and mowed it through late November (still above freezing) since it was growing and wanted to prune it to help it thicken.

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      You’re a monster, Admiral. I’m glad you pulled yourself off the ledge though.

      • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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        Hey, at least I’ve got an electric mower, lol, so the noise factor is limited.

  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    No I do not mow my lawn then.

  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    Cause I kept putting it off through October and November and I want to mulch the leaves while I have a chance so it doesn’t kill all my grass like a couple years ago.

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      Ok, you get a pass. That’s a valid reason.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Snow?

    • TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      You don’t know what snow is?

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        Australian, so no.

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          You’ve never heard of it before? That’s very strange. It’s frozen water drops.

  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    It doesn’t snow here ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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    Still got snow, didn’t melt all the way, only like, 20% melted. Gotta wait until it’s warm next week before I can break out the lawnmower

    • TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      You people are crazy. Crazy!

      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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        In my defense, the lawn ain’t gonna mow itself.

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          It’s already dead. Leave it be

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            It’s alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously

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              Don’t give in to it. Let it nutriate the soil

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                It’s been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.

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                  True. Don’t let the lawn win.

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