The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1513arrow-down126
arrow-up1487arrow-down1imageI love melons so muchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108arrow-down2·5 months agoCantaloupe (can’t elope)
minus-squareSomeguy89@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?