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minus-squareohellidk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoAnd it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
minus-squareexplodIng_lIme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoTry to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoWe call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
minus-squareInfynis@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoWorking from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
minus-squareQkall@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
minus-squareburritosdontexist2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoOh they’re never peaceful
minus-squaredingus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThis is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
minus-squareburritosdontexist2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry
And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!
Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.
We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.
Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet
I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded
You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating
Oh they’re never peaceful
This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
“complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry